HALT!
“Are you here to destroy my lawn?! Oh, you
wish to see the Wolf’s collection of vore stories.
Very well! But be warned. You must abide by a few rules. Or taste my wrath!
“Firstly you agree that these stories
belong to the author and the author alone. You agree not to edit, redistribute,
plagiarize, or otherwise dismantle these stories without the express permission
of said author. Breaking this rule will result in termination with the Missiles
of Unmentionable Terror!*
“Second, you must not be breaking the law
in any way! If the local laws of your city, county, state, country or home
planet forbid you from viewing adult content due to your age and/or
geographical location, you must leave now! These stories have a great deal of
adult content and are not for minors. Also if you continue and suddenly become
offended at the material because you did not listen, the Wolf is not
responsible for your foolishness. Abide by this or feel the Sword of Eternal
Fear!*
“Also, you must realize (though it should
be obvious to even the simplest carbon-based life-form) that this is fantasy
and not reality. What happens in these stories cannot even physically occur in
many cases in this dimension and even those unsavory acts that could occur are
a bad idea. If you really think that any of this is real or that any form of
violence against another is appropriate in the real world, then you must seek
professional help immediately! Or you may suffer from the Orbs of Utter
Devastation!*
“Finally, though it is not technically a
rule, you should probably know what vore is before
you enter this site. If you have stumbled upon this page by accident and have
never heard of vore you should be aware that it is a sexual
fetish involving predation. Usually here, this means one person or other
sentient life-form swallowing another whole and alive somewhere in the
narrative. More information will be available if you so choose. You have been
warned!
“Now that you know the rules, you may pick
your course. If you are undaunted and would see the stories, you may enter the
Wolf’s den. Otherwise, flee before me!”
*Of course we
don’t actually have any of these items, and I wouldn’t actually get violent
anyways, but I will think nasty thoughts about you if you don’t abide by this.
Oh such nasty thoughts will they be!
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